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Rupert Stange-Love

or how i learned to love the Bomb

Created on 2003-11-10 20:57:05 (#1451598), last updated 2007-08-26

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Name:	Jonathan Charles Wolfe
Birthdate:	1986-10-26
Location:	Los Angeles, California, United States

Bio

Hey's all! here be me in a nutshell. 19, male, student at UCLA, and one of the biggest procrastinator you'll find!! mwa ha ha...but i like to post quite often...odd...hmm..anywho. c'est la vi

LOL.. o ya.. that's so me..

Words to Live by (sorta):

Life is compiled of cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking. If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a girl's heart. If you fight, fight for a brother. And if you drink, drink with me.

"I throw the apple; if thou love me true
Take it and give what willing maidens do;
But if thy thoughts be other than i pray,
Take't all the same and think how things decay"
-Plato

Laughter is the face orgasm. When you laugh, the private organs must go, "What the heck was that? I thought we were in charge of fun!" It must freak the ol' nads out. I imagine there's a running competition between the sex drive and the sense of humor. A battle between the funny bone and the boner. Which can cause more pleasure? The ha ha or the oo la la? Comedy or hot dripping sweaty naughty good times? Which begs the question: After you share a big hearty laugh with someone--the kind that makes you convulse with nasal snort noises--do you still respect each other in the morning? Do you avoid each other, then bump into them at the water cooler and sheepishly go, "So. Things got weird, huh? I laughed. You laughed. One thing led to another..." Ever look at someone and go, Man, I'd sure love to get together with that piece of funniness and laugh and laugh till milk shoots outta me. That person will make milk come out my nose over and over and over again. Ooh. Yeah. Tell me the one about the rabbi and the penguins, baby... Right there... Yeah... Ah! Ah! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

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